Mass Effect 3/Pakistan, Osama Bin Laden and Drone strikes

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I think it’s very awkward to have ‘mass effect 3′, ‘Pakistan’, ‘Osama Bin Laden’, and ‘Drone Strikes’ but here goes nothing.

Just the other day I was playing Mass Effect Multiplayer on PSN and and I was talking with a few really good players in the game lobby. We were introducing ourselves and where we were from, etc etc and fine 14 year old young man from Louisiana with the username of Jello and I had he darndest conversation.

MelloJello: Hey are you really from Pakistan?
Bakatronix (Me): Yep!
MelloJello: Isnt that where they found Osama Bin Laden?
Bakatronix: Yep!
MelloJello: Doesn’t it bother you that we gave you guys a lot of money and we ended up finding Bin Laden in your country?
Bakatronix: Well, Jello – if you give a government a lot of money so they can turn a blind eye so you can fly in unmanned drones and kill their own people, don’t expect much out of them in doing anything.
MelloJello: Don’t you feel ashamed of your own government?
Bakatronix: Hell yes i do but your government arranged for this government to be installed and do whatever you want and they know fully well all they care is about stealing money and not doing anything and your government can fly all the drones that you want, etc, etc
MelloJello: So we pay your government to not have a care about anything?
Bakatronix: Nope! Not a bit.
MelloJello: But you guys are a part of the War Against Terrorism…
Bakatronix: Well we’ve lost a lot of people over the past ten years… 30,000+ to be close to the figure. We’ve even had a war up north that displaced millions all in the name of the ‘War against terror’. Heck we’ve had two major floods over the past two years and a major earthquake in 05 and we’ve received very little assistance on those fronts. Instead, all we get is a lecture from Hillary Clinton that we aren’t doing enough every time she visits knowing fully well that the money that give is just a way to bribe our leadership so they can do whatever they want. Most people are just flat out tired and apathetic and just want it to end.
MelloJello: Well that sucks.
Bakatronix: That sucks all around.

(brief pause)

Kolomatix: I’M SIXTY-FIVE FUCKING YEARS OLD AND I WANT TO SHOOT SHIT UP NOT DISCUSS POLITICS! WHO IS GOING TO PLAY FUCKING INFILTRATOR THIS TIME?

 

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